NTML

The initials of my friend and my English teacher. We were eating lunch on the planter when my friend got sort of upset because we were talking about stuff like eating a T-Rex cock, for the third day in a row, so we all teased him by describing in graphic images how it would be if he had sex with our English teacher. He moves to another planter. So my friend and I had the brilliant idea of using the initials NTML to mean "not too much language," to be used whenever any one of us mentioned anything crude or inappropriate. With luck, we'll get the whole school saying it.
He'll never have a moment without that image in his head.

Hmm...

The world is full of amazing events in this vein as of late:

• The band I interviewed is having their first concert soon, and I really do love the guys in it more than anything--they're all such wonderful people.
• My history teacher said if you don't milk a cow, its udders explode. I thought about what would happen if my wife never breastfed. Would her boobs explode?
• My friends and I laughed the whole lunch period talking about this girl who had a condition which gave her 500 orgasms a day.
  
• My friend is working on a visual novel about Touhou.
• The praise team I used to be in had their first concert. Congrats, guys.
  
• My new converses are splendid, splendid, splendid! Love my dad!
  

Moments like these make me so happy, these people giving meaning and happiness to their lives, spitting in the face of a black hole meaninglessness...

I'm sure if I sat down and thunk, I'd think up tons more, but I don't have quite the time... it's been an hour since I logged on...

The world is beautiful!
(as opposed to the erroneous "Life is beautiful" ^ - ^)