Braindeath

We were joking about how it would be nice to have a dick that grew a few inches every year. And I was like, You know, it actually wouldn't...
Let's consider: by the time you're 90, you'd have a hard time standing up. Don't even think sex would be any more fun--every time you get an erection, all the blood would be drained from your body into a lump of meat several feet in diameter and you'd have nothing to keep those synapses in your head going and then you'd die.
So then my friend was like "NTML, man. Not too much language."