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(enfp, future peripatetic and/or cat owner)

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

How to create your very own Jandek-style album:

The musical process:
1. Detune every string on your guitar. Strum an open chord.
If any two strings retain any semblence of concord, repeat.
2. Take an audio recorder and turn it on.
3. Press random frets and strum erratically.
4. Scream your thoughts on the first thing that comes to mind--
be it Jesus, drug trips, or days of the week coupled with the names of famous European cities.



The cover art:
You have a choice here.
You can take a poorly-lit picture of:
1. Yourself,
2. Buildings,
or 3. Furniture.



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Bonus Indie Creds:
Send this guy a copy of your record, along with a genuine Jandek record.
Ask him which is which.

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