Text analyzers, and Virgin Killer is impressive

They're a blast.

This one here analyzes the age and gender and mood of the sites you give it, but it only works for RSS feeds.

Quite sadly, it guessed me as a 13-17 year old male who is frequently upset.

This one tries to guess your MBTI type.

It guessed most of my stuff as either INFP or ISFP, oddly enough,

except for my wonderful June 09 entries, which it said were ESFP writing.

A gender analyzer here.

It guessed my blog front page as male, but most often guesses me as female.

It says my writing is rather gender-neutral, which is an enormous compliment.

And one for age.

My more technical stuff (most of my posts under "weird ideas") are listed as "18-20something."

Everything else is, quite sadly, "13-17."

And this is one of my favorites. It matches you up with a great writer.

My poems are ultra-Shakespearean, apparently, but everything else exemplifies Oscar-Wilde-writing.

I'm trying to get my hands on some other ones, but they're quite hard to find.

And Scorpions, Virgin Killer... really, guys, you try...