People are making scrapbook pages for us.
I'm worrying my ass off trying to figure out what to give everyone before I leave.
Look at the counter on the bottom of the page. How many days is that? And I don't have a single present yet, except for... what do I call her? I can't get myself to say "girlfriend." Would she be fine with that?
Well, she's got a bag of presents in a color-changing Del Sol bag now, but she's only one of 7? 8?
Never mind! A bag for everyone, I say!
Bags, bags, bags!
A Forever XXI for her, a PacSun for him,
and what about Papaya or WetSeal or Urban Outfitters?
With that 500 dollars I just got from that nice lady, I'm not short on cash,
but 7 people?
God, can you hear me again? Could you lend me some of those God-powers right about now?

And no matter how hard I try, I can't stop loving My Chem.
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ReplyDelete"And I don't have a single present yet, except for... what do I call her? I can't get myself to say "girlfriend." Would she be fine with that?"
ReplyDeleteI don't mind really, or this is a rhetorial question...? I feel awfully special though... Uuuuuuuuuummmm... Whatever you think. They should have a special word for this... you invent one, it's your Syndrome :p